The Rules of 43-man Squamish
- Each team must have 43 players
- Games consist of 7 Ogres (8 if it rains that day) that are 15 minutes long
- All Players must wear the regulated uniform, a Helmet, Gloves, Swimming Flippers, and is equipped with a Frullip
- Before play begins coin flip (of a Spanish Pesta) must take place, and if the visiting captain guesses correctly, the game ends
- Play then begins after the Frullip of the advancing team is touch to the Fluteny and “Mi too es enfermo per la carretera es verde” is chanted.
- Hitting the Pritz across the goal line is a Durmish and scores 11 points
- By carrying the Pritz across the goal line is a Woonillk and scores 17 points
- In the 7th (and 8th if it rain) only Niblings and Overblats are allowed to score
- Each team has 5 snivels (similar to downs in football) to get the Pritz across the goal line
- If their is a tie a sudden death match must begin, but if both left overblats are out of the game, dirty limericks are to be shout from opposite ends of the field until one team breaks up laughing